I must have been around 20 years old that night. I was at a private party with my buddy, and it was one of those parties that never got started, if you know what I mean. I had been drinking heavily - mostly whisky. Me and my buddy were sitting on the couch, and these 3 girls around 18 came walking in the room. At one point they sat down on the floor making out - not heavy stuff or anything but still it was a good watch! After a while they joined us on the couch - it was clear that they enjoyed being watched by 2 guys. The couch was now overcrowded, and the girls kept making out with each other, but still nothing heavy. I don't know what got into me, but I wanted attention from them, so I said: "me and my buddy play in a band - you should come check us out sometime".
My buddy almost choked on his drink, when he heard what I said. The truth was that, that between the 2 of us we had exactly enough musical talent to get us banned from the schoolplay 2 years earlier(which is another story, that doesn't include hot lesbians so back to the action...). My blatant lie however worked like a charm - all of a sudden I had hands from the 3 girls touching me all over, and one of the girls gave me a lapdance. There was no kissing, however! It was clear, however, that the lesbians were still more interested in each other, and after a minute or two of weird fondling, I said something like: "man I like lesbians!". I shouldn't have said that! They just looked at me funny like I didn't "get it", and left !
In my defence: I was very drunk, and the next day I slept in and got fired from my crappy job(good riddance). But here's what I learned:
1) Women make no sense what so ever!
2) Never tell women that they are lesbians, no matter how much they make out with their friends!
3) If you want attention from strange women - say you play in a band - I don't know why, but it works!
4) Don't talk too much - if you have had too much mr. jack Daniels.
I was cruising the chatrooms the other night - and all the lesbian webcam shows reminded me off this story from long ago. I thought to myself: are all women a little bit gay. Most guys wouldn't dream of making out with another guy - I know I wouldn't! But all those girls working in the sex industry, who agree to eat pussy on other women. It doesn't seem like to me that they hate it. I remember this porno business wiseguy said somewhere, that lesbian porn makes everybody happy. The women like watching it because girl on girl action doesn't seem degrading to women. Guys like watching 2 girls because, well they're just being guys
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Anyway lesbian webcam shows are good stuff, maybe I shouldn't wonder about this stuff to much.